Signage

With budding literacy comes a new era of signage around these parts.  I mean, why talk when you can actually spell it out?

A few samples of my 13 7-year-old's verbiage of late:

1) After a recent talk about the importance of privacy and alone time - difficult to come by but nonetheless important when you live in a two bedroom apartment with three children.

2) When asked why on Earth she couldn't just brush her teeth in the bathroom like everyone else: